dilimsartius87

dilimsartius87


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Family comes first 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 5 days ago
Diogenes asked Alexander: Can you give me light?
Alexander answered: No.
Diogenes replied: Then get out of the way.
LOL crack me up every time.
But I still think the Ptolemy dynasty of Egypt is more messed up
Sign me the *** up for the house with the hunky shark 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 5 days ago
We also had houses but it only came into effect when the school founding day came and each house had to battle each other in different sports and coordinated dances like street dance this year and probably native next year
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Family comes first 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 5 days ago
Have you seen the Ptolemy's though? Now that's fuck up.
It's "skrimps." 21 comments
dilimsartius87 · 2 weeks ago
Does squid contain that too?
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It's "skrimps." 21 comments
dilimsartius87 · 2 weeks ago
IKR? My family lives near the sea and my aunts and uncles always come bring bags of shrimp, squid, and crabs. Though I'm still able to eat sea fish just fine which is weird.
Eh, that's not how it works 2 comments
dilimsartius87 · 2 weeks ago
For all their brilliant culture, and history is worth. Their Webnovel authors somehow make it boring and stale in the first few chapters. Though some do make it past that make beautiful stories
Well that's gotta hurt 1 comments
dilimsartius87 · 2 weeks ago
They even put up a brave front in front of King Philip and said some sick one liners hahaha
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Oh no....Anyway 2 comments
dilimsartius87 · 2 weeks ago
"But I didn't kill her officer, the car isn't even mine!"
"Grand theft auto plus Murder"
"OMG Susan, we were just planning to go get Starbucks.*Wink* She had so many dreams she could have fulfilled! *Wink Wink*
'Thanks for saving me the trouble bro. I'd keep y mouth shut if I you else I'll say you wanted to rape us'
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Florida at the doctor 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 4 weeks ago
Shit. Is that why I can't get it up as fast as I used too? I always thought it's because my taste changed.
Show us wood you got 3 comments
dilimsartius87 · 48 weeks ago
Fun Fact. There are more tree's than there are stars in the galaxy or galaxies in the universe.
Nice. 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 48 weeks ago
Can't blame him. I would have done the same.
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Not going to say it's true, but it's true 4 comments
dilimsartius87 · 48 weeks ago
It is a problem! She knows I like them big and constantly seduces me with them. I don't I'll live past 35+ at this rate to be honest.
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B¸ñËÚr>1e•│h 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 48 weeks ago
Tomboy Goth girl
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Not going to say it's true, but it's true 4 comments
dilimsartius87 · 48 weeks ago
Similar situation with GF but I'm the one with their back on the wall with her unnecessarily large chest up against me.
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I wish 3 comments
dilimsartius87 · 48 weeks ago
This is one of those screenshots where you wish the name wasn't edit so that you can look at more of posts' comments.
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Greatest country on earth I tell ya 11 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
If you put it that way. Europe is too and has more than 2 times your pop, yet you still have more cases than them. That argument, "Equivalent to 50 countries" is so overused. I hope you don't mind me using Europe as an example, since after all Us is 50 countries.
Greatest country on earth I tell ya 11 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
A little search and it freaking says 1.2 million cases,,, Dang almost as much as each country's cases combined.
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The more you know 9 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
These should be written rules and thought to every student. I'm fucking tired of always cleaning up, returning, putings back in order etc what others have done.
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Tauriel you ignorant sl*t 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
Dang, and I thought I've already watched every blooper
Lunch time 1 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
I used to have a professor whose height made people think she was a freaking grade schooler. It's always funny watching the freshmen asking for her acquaintance hahaha
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Look at my Profile ;-) 12 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
I'm not a bot guy's, I'm just really really lazy posting memes hahaha.
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SMASHING 13 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
Kim Possible is still my crush
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Mysterious ways, et cetera 10 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
+5 Emotional Effect Resistance.
+10 Character Judgement.
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02 is also his grade point average 1 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
Tip.
Right Click on the Folder.
Click on the Properties.
Press Hidden (Which is in Attributes, and below of Read-only).
Now the Folder is Hidden.
Go to View.
Search Hidden Items and enable that.
Now you can view hidden folders.
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The end of a legendary battle 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 year ago
Man, this reminds of that time I drank so much that I didn't even know how I got home so safe and with no missing items.
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