dilimsartius87

dilimsartius87


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Think you're having a bad day? 14 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
The police are in Dire need of Psychological Test.
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Poor Harvey 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
What happened
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Best way to postpone execution 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
For my last meal, I would have a banquet and invite all the prison guards and inmates.
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Ok, that was good 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
Yes, his suffering pleases me. His friends uncaring attitude towards his suffering are humorous.
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Cures everything 16 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
My brother in law is addicted to this stuff, he snorts it like theres no tomorrow.
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Why wireless printers should have passwords 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
"Wait, on second thought. Feed me Ink"
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Cannot wait! 4 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
I've laughed at so many things that shouldn't be laughed at, that I'll probably get a parade when I go to hell.
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Cartoons get deep sometimes 8 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
This isn't even a quote for me, it's my view of everything.
Jump out the plane 7 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
"Am an engineer, don't worry I got this"
Proceeds to tape glass.
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Cartoons get deep sometimes 8 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
Experiencing, the greatest act of Living.
Growing, the greatest act of Dying (Slowly)
Knowing, the greatest act of Understanding.
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Twitter is gay 27 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
Twitter is cancer
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Always wanted to shoot my youngerself 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
The only good thing he got from Green Lantern is that he met his Wife there and he got paid.
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Is the sex worth getting cancer? 10 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
Try "hehe" then. I swear, I get goosebumps every time I receive a text from someone with "hehe" on it, it's like they're plotting something.
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Real equality 16 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
I don't even know what country your talking about? USA am not from there? And besides am open to new ideals (as long as it won't make me a Nazi then why not) care to explain their differences, and their pros and cons, instead of insulting me first? It's 4 am here but I would like to read your opinion, and explanations, it would help further my knowledge on the field, as I would see it from your perspective instead on mine.
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French police 12 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
My family has a car that's on a two million and a half, I dont know how But it still runs smoothly up until a half a year ago.
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Real equality 16 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
And Fuck you too. Better than an honest and Frank bloke like me than someone who fucking lies about their opinion.
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Real equality 16 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
The idealism of the poor having a head start is more fair in my eyes, than the rich and poor having the same starting line, but the rich can buy boosters at any time. Well it's just me I guess
Real equality 16 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
Fuck Equality, I want Equity.
He's so perfect I don't understand 17 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
What a coincidence, am bi too. Though I prefer, being the person who fucks, than the person who gets fucked if you know what I mean
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From the dead 10 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
Trump might be the president, but that does not change the fact that he is a fucking cunt.
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He's so perfect I don't understand 17 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
Doesn't really matter though, he once said that he is straight, but wouldn't mind having a threesome (MMF) so I still have a chance.
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woke 3 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
And the earth flat!
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A micrograph of the head of a pork tapeworm 11 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
It's the Grinch!
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That burn 13 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
So basically as long as your Christian, and don't have any sin, you go to heaven.
But if you're not Christian and don't any sin you don't go to heaven. Bullshit
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I knew it 2 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 years ago
I dont have a twitter account, but i would gladly make an account, so i can read all of sir Elons tweets
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