That would be semi-hell

Question for the engineering people of Funsubstance. Will this hold?

If I remember correctly, there was a time in my country wherein young children would collect spiders and make them fight to the death on a small stick. It was probably the darkest time of spider kind, so I make sure to be good to them.

Not even close. His mustache is an army in of itself!

Where the hell is his neck?

I feel like there are people who are preventing that. For now at least. People who are hoarding money. After all, once we travel through space it's another level altogether. People who have the financial power to actually make a world their own. Well that's how I see it anyway. I just want to see the stars up close, to see the power of creation and wonder of chaos. See the blackness of the void, and it's deadly cold.

I jacked off, but later i regreted it. So did I rape myself?

Deep

This bridge looks sexy asf

*Has two chest full of health and mana potions*
Me: nah I'll just use the potions I get from drops.
Later: Dies five times.

We Lost our curiosity and creativity :(

Then they be in a comatose state from seeing how fearful she is without any clothes on. Dear god what an evil beast.

I would date her, just for the effort.

It's white chocolate with black chocolate inside.

That must have sucked so hard. Like when you're browsing Funsubstance and the images won't load. Or you can't see the comments.

She deserves a lifetime supply of treats

Let's think rationally here. Does he know 7+ billion people? Hell I barely know 50 people and of those, I got into a relationship with 1.
I don't get this, then again I am a little tipsy.

Leave her

Why does the text sound like a spotify ad in my head.