Brush against my leg? It would have devoured my leg if it was a carnivore

Once when I was high asf; my friend served us chicken with hard as hell rice. The next morning we woke up and found out that the rice wasn't even cooked it was uncooked.

I'm single by choice. I want to be close to my family and taking care of my nieces and nephews is a good start.

Many of us here can confirm the last.

His house is basically the ideal Zombie Apocalypse stronghold!

Strawberry flavored water!

Someone call Disney!

When you're drunk and trying to get home

This had me dying hahahaha

I would like to go to the nearest intelligent species in the universe other than us.

Growing up; the things Iroh said in the show stuck with me even til this day. His level of wisdom, is a dream I wish to achieve and use to guide my nieces and nephews.

Leaves from the vine~~~
Falling so slow~~~
Like fragile tiny shells~~~
Drifting in the foam~~~

I want to pet this, unholy creature.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=14s&v=axMLZZNINCU
I was just watching this an hour ago :D

I miss Robin Williams

So footballs levitate in beachs in Brazil? Cool.

BURN IT TO ASHES!!!

Now this is a protest I can wholly agree on!!!