Wonder what Cindy wanted to do with Jimmy once she bought him.

Then here's a novel that you'll certainly like!
https://www.royalroadl.com/fiction/8894/everybody-loves-large-chests

Still not as cool as that time Stan wielded a cougar wielding a chainsaw.

Ran Chan

As an I.T guy I'm having major orgasms right now.

The power to turn fantasy into reality.

Without reading the title. I thought the poor thing had diarrhea

I know people who dip their fries in flurry but this ridiculous!

Idiocy at it's finest.

This sounds like a twenty one pilot's verse

If I we're a vampire. I would work for a blood bank by night and read and sleep by day. It would be like heaven for me.

Wow! I've never seen anyone do Michael Jackson's gravity dance backwards.

Amen

If I had the choice to. I would choose to have my ashes flown and spread unto space. Of course if it was possible

I thought it spelled rolain for a minute there

This is wholesome.

45 seconds for boy to boy? Lower that down, we mostly just call for their location and if we are welcomed to come over.

God, where's the buy button!?

Sir dog

Counting lamp post while on the go.
Counting all the big rigs by color and which ever was the color with the most in numbers would be my favorite color.
Seeing the back of a beautiful lady and waiting for her to turn around so you could see her face, but the car moves to fast so you don't get to see their face and end up thinking what their face is for the rest of the ride.
Singing songs with siblings and cousins at the back of the car.
God I miss those days.
These days it's all bland and boring. My siblings and cousins have grown. Though we do get to meet up often. But being young And together with family and being old together with family are. Different.