I like to imagine that he spent more than an hour to think up that reply.

Happy birthday man.

I see this guy was attentive during math lessons.

Guy on the left looks like a man. Guy on right looks a boy.

KnD, no contest. That thing has a freaking boat and aircraft hanger on it. Not to mention the recommissioning device is there.

I'm legally blind and this has actually happened to me before. On the downside, I get a pass on parking on the handicapped parking space and other so there is that.

I believe it's how you raise them.

I think that was a pick up line. 'You are a ten' well it isn't a good one

There's two panels that's missing here.
The first one is that, she looks back in confusion and sees nothing.
The second one, she looks down and sees, in surprise that she's pregnant.

At least pick someone who's good, like Emily Bloom or Ekaterina Shiryaeva

This would fit good on a LoveCraft Fan group.

His ex is like "This is why we're here Brian!" Hahahaha

I remember once when they were arguing and the girl pulled the hand brake. Imagine me, sitting in the back, eating a cup of hot ramen, and this crazy bitch suddenly yanked the damn hand brake!
Now, I didn't mind that my ramen spilled all over me, what I do mind is that she did when we were on the high way with a truck behind us.

Pineapple on pizza is not that bad. Now peanut butter on pizza is where I draw the line.

I'd rather have the goth girl thank you.

That would be a miracle unless you copy pasted form some else who finished it.

Batman should just kill the joker. The longer that thing is alive, the more people are driven to insanity and desperation.