Suburban afro 3 comments
dj_na_tex
· 7 years ago
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high.
Poor babushka otter :( 3 comments
Ron swanson 2 comments
dj_na_tex
· 7 years ago
...naked
...with mustard on his titties.
...while listening to DJ Mustard, after squirting mustard on the boom box and screaming "MUSTARD ON THE BEAT, HOE!"
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...with mustard on his titties.
...while listening to DJ Mustard, after squirting mustard on the boom box and screaming "MUSTARD ON THE BEAT, HOE!"
The ring bearer 6 comments
And here I seat, eating my own spaghetti 6 comments
Kiss the cookie 1 comments
Freaky human sculptures 4 comments
Why is this so annoying? 14 comments
dj_na_tex
· 7 years ago
I can handle multiples of five, even numbers, the numbers 7, 11, 17, 19, 21, 23, 69, 77 and 101 if that's even an option.
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Easy way to spice up your conversation 15 comments
dj_na_tex
· 7 years ago
I-i-iii-I'll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce.
'cos that's ww-w-ww-what it's all about, Morty.
That's my one armed man...I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty. That was FAKE.
I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce.
I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY.
That's my series arc, Morty. If it takes 9 seasons.
I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY.
IT'S GONNA TAKE US ALL THE WAY TO THE END, MORTY.
9 MORE SEASONS, MORTY... 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE.
FOR 97 MORE YEARS, MORTY.
I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY.
'cos that's ww-w-ww-what it's all about, Morty.
That's my one armed man...I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty. That was FAKE.
I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce.
I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY.
That's my series arc, Morty. If it takes 9 seasons.
I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY.
IT'S GONNA TAKE US ALL THE WAY TO THE END, MORTY.
9 MORE SEASONS, MORTY... 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE.
FOR 97 MORE YEARS, MORTY.
I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY.
It's only fair 2 comments
dj_na_tex
· 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure it used to be like that pre-civilization.
I blame society.
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I blame society.
When the rum is gone? 5 comments
why colonel sanders 1 comments
dj_na_tex
· 7 years ago
Just remember, Colonel. I'm only gonna tell you one time.
Don't fuck me, colonel. DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO FUCK ME.
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Don't fuck me, colonel. DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO FUCK ME.
Easy way to spice up your conversation 15 comments
dj_na_tex
· 7 years ago
Fried Greece? ... Fuck it, I'll be a cannibal animal one time.
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Bees 11 comments
Easy way to spice up your conversation 15 comments
That one friend 5 comments
dj_na_tex
· 7 years ago
lol I'm my city I always see a tweaker station wagon looking hatchback with wood grain near Wal-Mart
I promise methheads sleep in it.
BTW I'm literally lvl 421
Can you describe the perks I get then?
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I promise methheads sleep in it.
BTW I'm literally lvl 421
Can you describe the perks I get then?
