that's so much better than him jumping on your head when he is ready for you to be up.

Okay, that is seriously funny.

I have to agree that you were not treated disrespectfully in either case. If you don't want to be in a gender-neutral bathroom situation then don't use a gender-neutral bathroom.

OMG I would take both of those babies home.

That is creepy and so cool.

Great job

Oh it's all fun and games until the Zombies come out.