Like I care. They're all hot.

For those who don't know, western new York always gets bad, but not this bad this soon. So we were all starting to prepare for it and had the "it'll be bad soon" talks. Then we woke up the next day and we buried under snow. This post is perfect. It's com.. nope it's here. Fuck. 9 months of cold left.

How many times are people gonna post this

Life finds a way.

Lol I mean it's funny. But I do crazy shit all the time. I just went parasailing and skydiving this summer so suck it.

One of my all time favorites. This post wins the internet today because I said so

Hitler was right about a few things. He always loved dogs. Get over it.

Thank you so much for sharing this!

You stole that from reddit shower thoughts

There's a reason for everything here! Can't drink because of tweens. Can't marry your gender because some people might be grossed out. Can't bring your dog into a restaurant unless you're disabled because Germany is more free than us in that regard.
O and plants are illegal until we can tax and monitor them. (P.s. yes I smoke and no I wish it'd never be legal)

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Have fun celebrating the day you ripped ypur mom's vagina open.

http://youtu.be/KE4O1RwHzCM

Yea but he gotta explain why he's white since Jesus wasn't