The life of a vegan

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Vegan: Ancient native slang for the fool who can't hunt, fish, or ride.

Lol I mean it's funny. But I do crazy shit all the time. I just went parasailing and skydiving this summer so suck it.

Meat eating people and vegans die of heart disease at almost the same rate, but for different reasons. Meat eating people have high cholesterol and all that while vegans are deficient in certain vitamins and proteins which cause inflammation in their heart which eventually kills them if they don't catch it quick enough. Sorry I can't be more specific, my professor was talking about it the other day and didn't go into that much detail.

This is the neatest handwriting I've ever seen.

I'm probably gonna get a lot of hate but if this was the other way round everyone would be angry. I respect people who eat meat, my whole family does, I don't "hate" them, but still, I get a lot of hate from other people, they mock me because I choose not to eat meat. And I do accept jokes, but lately it's getting ridicuolous and I'm just sick of having to stay quiet while people keep making fun of me, like it's the right thing to do, like you must hate vegans because they are just wrong.

If there was an apocalypse, what would happen to all the vegans? Would they all gather at broken down health food stores and have turf wars over soy?

That's.. kind of mean.

This is accurate