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Time for a new strategy 16 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
I've tried the whole "No thank you, have a nice day." and they just take my not being an asshole as an invitation to come back every other day and practically try to walk into my house. And as hexy said you didn't have to come knock on my door. (multiple times)
I have survived the battle against these brutal weapons 26 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
I had the same thought.
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Archer wisdom 8 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
Seriously? Someone said this exact thing last time this was posted.
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also true for funsubstance. yeah go on and dislike i dont give a shit. i am so done 10 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
I think you may be taking this site and the people on it a tad too seriously.
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Time for a new strategy 16 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
*slams door*
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A very rare white raven 25 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
Part of why they're rare is that the other ravens hate them because they're different looking. I guess the parents will either push them out of the nest or pay very little attention to them so many die at a young age.
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So,so true 11 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
...What? Once again unrelated. Are you just trying to be needlessly inflammatory?
Interesting data 27 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
Thank you! I don't think male circumcision is right either but it isn't even close to the same thing as female circumcision.
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Strange deaths 6 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I. HATE. SWANS.
Just you wait 18 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
aw <3
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So,so true 11 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
Way to bring up something completely unmentioned in this humor post.
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So,so true 11 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
Once I survived 2 days on one bowl of cereal and a quesadilla. Finals week will do that to you sometimes.
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Just you wait 18 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
I go to class in pj pants or sweat pants all the time. If I was just up until 3 am doing homework no way in hell am I getting up early to dress nice.
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Poor guy 16 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
Yep! Mine eat so much grass we have to give them a feed block to supplement their diet when the grass dies or they'll start eating the oleander. (which is poisonous)
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For f*ck's sake Tumblr 22 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
People who say shit like this make my head hurt. If you make EVERYTHING a racial issue then you're just going to desensitize people to it and they'll stop giving a damn. Because apparently they can't do anything without being a racist, so why bother?
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Shots fired 27 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
I actually saw a girl walk in, get on the treadmill, put it on the slowest possible speed, take like five selfies, and then leave.
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Sometimes, I feel like Reddit should know this before posting something 8 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
That isn't even Descartes in the painting and he didn't say this. From what I've read the quote originated from some Y Combinator user named DarkShikari.
Why am I even posting this, we all knew it would survive. 11 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
Turns out the story is from a satire website. And if you look closer you can tell the pic is photoshopped, so this didn't really happen.
Why am I even posting this, we all knew it would survive. 11 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
That's an oyster and it looks like the screen is gone.
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Music & teenagers nowadays 11 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
thanks!
Inky cap mushroom 16 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
It's edible except when consumed with alcohol and from what I've read it has a mild somewhat smoky flavor.
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Music & teenagers nowadays 11 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
What song is it quoting?
Not even slightly surprised by this turn of events 8 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
Well if you ever come to Arizona steer clear of any swans because they are horrible here lol
A sea of eyes 20 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
I believe hexy was also making a joke. :b
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Woman judge muscularity different than men do 47 comments
superchicken · 6 years ago
I see no problem with you not liking bigger people, everyone has a preference. I personally am not into twigs or morbidly obese people but that doesn't mean I think any less of them as people. Just like what you like and try not to be a douche if someone you aren't attracted to asks you out, that's all anyone can ask for.
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