Witchcraft!

Same. My sister was in the bathroom and yelled out the door to me (11 years old), “Bring me a pad!” I yelled back, “Hold on, I’ve got one in my backpack!” I brought her a notepad. She wanted a period pad. This made her and my mother laugh so hard, they tell the story to this day, about how innocent I was in not knowing what a period pad was. I knew what a pad was. I wanted to screw with my sister, because she’s an annoying b*tch.

So.... you’re on your period right now huh?

Mom powers.

True.

Wtf is this???

Looks like human centipede.......

I’ve done this before, it was called my childhood, only it lasted longer.

I tell kids that Santa has to follow a certain rule; Santa cannot give a gift Mommy and Daddy can’t afford in real life. It’s an old law and Santa can’t break it.

David the gnome?

That’s why my mom said he only brings stuff for your stocking.

I have literally done this...

That’s basically what happens LOL!
My stepmother likes to talk sh*t that gay guys will hit on any man they see. So I asked her, “Does that mean you’ll hit on any straight man you see, even though you’re married?” Love how she gets all offended!

There’s a special seat in the background for you.

I don’t get it. The pictures are the same.
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Jk!

Vagina teeth need to be checked too. They call them lips for a reason.