DontAskMeIDontKnow

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Understand what you hate. 69 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Ever talk to one? They accept themselves; that’s why they came out of the closet. Like I said; it’s easy to hate what we can’t understand.
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Understand what you hate. 69 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Whatever helps you feel better troll.
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Cheering up mom 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Same. My sister was in the bathroom and yelled out the door to me (11 years old), “Bring me a pad!” I yelled back, “Hold on, I’ve got one in my backpack!” I brought her a notepad. She wanted a period pad. This made her and my mother laugh so hard, they tell the story to this day, about how innocent I was in not knowing what a period pad was. I knew what a pad was. I wanted to screw with my sister, because she’s an annoying b*tch.
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*uses blood bending powers* GET BACK UP THERE! 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
So.... you’re on your period right now huh?
Closing the trunk 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Mom powers.
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"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Wtf is this???
Merry Christmas from the Halley Antarctic Research Station 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Looks like human centipede.......
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Would u? 27 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
I wish.
Would u? 27 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
I’ve done this before, it was called my childhood, only it lasted longer.
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Santa just likes some kids better 19 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
I tell kids that Santa has to follow a certain rule; Santa cannot give a gift Mommy and Daddy can’t afford in real life. It’s an old law and Santa can’t break it.
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He is! 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
David the gnome?
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Black cat magic 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Sounds like she’s already there.
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Every holiday 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
That’s why my mom said he only brings stuff for your stocking.
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Like escape artists. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Chip only helps if someone thinks the cat is a stray, and they take to the vet. Most people either assume it’s an outside cat or a stray. If someone ‘rescues’ a cat, they usually keep it and don’t go check for a chip.
Like escape artists. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
@guest you repost it, so others can repost it, so people can become aware.
Late! 21 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
It can loosen it, but you’re still scraping it off yourself.
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Congrats Australia! 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
That’s the first thing your mind went to? Sick.
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But you're supposed to like me 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
That’s basically what happens LOL!
My stepmother likes to talk sh*t that gay guys will hit on any man they see. So I asked her, “Does that mean you’ll hit on any straight man you see, even though you’re married?” Love how she gets all offended!
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Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
There’s a special seat in the background for you.
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Disappear 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
I don’t get it. The pictures are the same.
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Jk!
That's how they ease the pain 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 1 year ago
Vagina teeth need to be checked too. They call them lips for a reason.
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