The tree has a bonsai.

I think your dog suffers from WTCS; Way Too Cute Syndrome.

I guess Hogwarts has cellphones now?
;-p

Did you let the chocolate cool first? You can put a piece of tape on the balloon and puncture it through the tape. It keeps the balloon from popping too fast.

Yep. Only thing is, if you're a girl, he comes back every month and hits you for 5-7 days.

The scary thing is; they are our future. *praying for the zombie apocalypse*

Was this smoker a serial killer?

I think he's talking about people who are not allergic, but make it a fad diet.

You're all wrong. It's a pine cone; evolved to drink water on its own.

Wilderness.

Time to invite Wolverine to a party.

And this is why people think cats are assholes. It's all payback. >:p

It's like the grownup version of 'pin the tail on the donkey'.

I can imagine a guy trying to put the head on his...well, his 'head'.

"You haz cheeseburger?!?"

You haven't discovered the 10' charging cord yet, eh?