DontAskMeIDontKnow

dontaskmeidontknow


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Long jump - nailed it 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Dirt dive into a dirt nap!
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This is too cute 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Cute until it kicks a hole through you.
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Take notes. 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
For special cases: present the chocolate to her on a cushion or silver tray. :p
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Take notes. 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Indeed.
Take notes. 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Doesn't work on me.
Take notes. 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
You're dead.
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Cat tells dog to shut up 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
And this is why I'm a cat person.
Taxidermist joke. 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Long enough to know that you need to go crawl back under your bridge.
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Taxidermist joke. 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Puma is an animal.
Taxidermists work with Pumas too.
Taxidermist joke. 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Taxidermists are the people who stuff dead animals. They make deer head mounts, bear rugs etc.
f*ckin hate it 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Boob-sweat season is nearly over.
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Books 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Think. Think really hard. ;)
This really bothers me 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Ever pissed off a badger? That's why. :p
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He was completely unharmed. I named him Cayde-6 37 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Miles purrrrr hour.
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This really bothers me 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Well, Gryffindor isn't a gryffin.
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Atl least we all have pizza 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Single is a good thing.
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He was completely unharmed. I named him Cayde-6 37 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
"BABY!!!!!!" ..... First thing that came to mind.
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Dirty lyric. 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Yeah, damn autocorrect.
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The scary mouth of a leatherback sea turtle 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nopeNope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nope!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Endless edge brownie pan 21 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
You mean edge piece?
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Brunette. 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Ancient Egypt sacrificed redheads for a time.
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People without brains do a whole lot of talking 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
Trump has a head full of straw, just none on top of it. :p
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Cool life hacks you should know 1 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
I knew about health #3, it works.
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Brunette. 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
People use to burn them as witches, also they were used as sacrifices.
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Am I a bad person? 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 9 years ago
And this is why they are for kids not dirty minded adults. :P
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