I want to hide this under my sister's bed for some reason......

I've actually seen bikes with arm pedals. You are not missing out.

You know your period is bad if you refer to it as 'a CSI crime scene'.

Basically, yes.

As long as you keep the first and last letter in the right place, you can read still.

Don't forget to pack it's charger!

Not my friends, we had at least 2' feet of space between sleeping spots. But the next day 6 of us share a blueberry smoothie, with one straw.

What's Wong with that?

I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

I'm a girl who has her own sweater.

I'm an American, and I don't even understand this. Yuck!

Only if I can wear a hazmat suits, and stand next to the coffin.

Pranking the parents: priceless.

Don't worry, Christmas is almost here and gone... At least that's what I tell myself, while in the fetal position, in the back of my closet.

I had a guy walk passed my locker, and he put his cup in it, like my locker was a trash can. So I finished getting my books, grabbed to cup, and started walking to class. He was sitting on the ground, cross legged, so I tossed the cup towards his lap. It popped open and got his pants wet. He spent the rest of the day looking like he'd peed himself.

How nice, it's even written in their own language.

Columbus wasn't the first, but I get your point.

I just noticed the cookie outside says 'Free Candy".

How do they know if the bobby pin is lost? :/

Yesssss, my childhood of going down a steep hill in a wagon! This kind of play makes you tougher, or kills you, I prefer the latter.

Welcome to Oregon.