Her face when they said, "We'll be right back, we need to go get the 3rd."

It's pointed at a tv. A tv that doesn't have cable.

*slow clap*

I see nothing wrong with this. Especially if you have an indoor cat.

Isn't that Wild Bill's soda? I might have got the name wrong. Anyway, I've had that before, and the reason they offer free refills, is because it's nasty. :p

*on the phone* "Hello? Child services? I'd like to make a couple of donations."

Mine showed up in a cape and a drama mask.

We have mastered the art of removing the bra, without taking off our shirt. So yes.

I'm bunny-intolerant, do you have any kitten?

Now I'll never have children.

*Wish they'd erased the teeth too.*

Pirate boots!

Take him to a Chinese restaurant.
Leave him there.