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Kids today. 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
*offers a chair to sit on*
Just Watched this. OMG 44 comments
Don't be ignorant. Please. 16 comments
I live in Sweden and it is true 42 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
Only problem in my town, is that half the girls dress like sluts w/o the dress code.
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Omg I'm crying from laughing so hard 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
You'd be angry too if someone put your lampshade on, upside-down.
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Omg I'm crying from laughing so hard 11 comments
Just Watched this. OMG 44 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
Step 1: Pour bleach into your eyes.
Step 2: Bang your head against a wall, until you either pass out, or draw blood.
Step 3: Light yourself on fire.
Step 4: Curl up, in a darkened room, and cry.
Step 5: Watch cat videos for 4-8 hours.
Step 6: Schedule a lobotomy.
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Step 2: Bang your head against a wall, until you either pass out, or draw blood.
Step 3: Light yourself on fire.
Step 4: Curl up, in a darkened room, and cry.
Step 5: Watch cat videos for 4-8 hours.
Step 6: Schedule a lobotomy.
Any HP fans out there? Choose your fav one 65 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
Unfortunately, I like the deatheater's wand. I like the shape of it, not who owns it.
Narcissa's would be a second choice.
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Edited 8 years ago
Narcissa's would be a second choice.
Gordon has a warm heart after all 10 comments
It's Just Like An iPad 12 comments
Punk 11-year-old gets betrayed by his chubby friend, got handcuffed then weeps 13 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
I don't blame the bigger kid for telling the truth.
As for that little punk ass; that kid better thank god that he isn't mine. He would spend his night in jail. And when he gets home, he would not only get grounded but loose EVERYTHING in his room. I'm talking about leaving him with only a bed and his clothes. He would have to earn everything back. Plus, he'd get a strict curfew for life.
I know it may sound harsh, but my sibling was a thief, and it's now almost an addiction.
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As for that little punk ass; that kid better thank god that he isn't mine. He would spend his night in jail. And when he gets home, he would not only get grounded but loose EVERYTHING in his room. I'm talking about leaving him with only a bed and his clothes. He would have to earn everything back. Plus, he'd get a strict curfew for life.
I know it may sound harsh, but my sibling was a thief, and it's now almost an addiction.
I miss my cat 13 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
I kid you not; I was sewing a quilt once, and I had a dish full of open safety pins. My cat grabbed a mouthful and tried to run off with them! I grabbed her just in time and took them out of her mouth. The pins, lucky, didn't hurt her. She never did that again.
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Just gonna leave this here... 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
Well, my family is dead now (not kidding). But I inherited all of the Holiday stuff. They did enjoy the decorations, but they would make a big fuss about not putting them out, at first.
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Just gonna leave this here... 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
Every time I'd put up the holiday decorations, my Mom and Grandma would laugh at me, for being in the holiday spirit. Especially during Christmas. By the end of the day they wanted me to take the tree down. My family has successfully suck up all of my holiday spirit.
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Lucky little bastards. It's parachute day 5 comments
Meet karma the cat 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
And here I thought karma was a bitch. Apparently it's a cat. Well done cat!
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My mother keeps picking on me for wearing lipstick even though she wants me to be girly 36 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
Tell her you are serious.
It could be a shade that's too grown up for you. Trust me, there is such a thing.
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It could be a shade that's too grown up for you. Trust me, there is such a thing.
My mother keeps picking on me for wearing lipstick even though she wants me to be girly 36 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
If a 3rd grader goes around talking about having a boyfriend and getting married, she will get laughs.
Seriously though, maybe you need to ask her why she thinks it's funny.
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Seriously though, maybe you need to ask her why she thinks it's funny.
My mother keeps picking on me for wearing lipstick even though she wants me to be girly 36 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
It depends, if you are under 15 years old, then yes mom is going to pick on you.
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It always looks sad 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
It has adapted to life with humans! If it looks sad and pitiful, it gets treats.
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-_-' ....... Seriously? 7 comments
Notice me Senpai 10 comments
