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"When my grandma got home from vacation, she told me she got me a little pot" 1 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
That grandma has a sense of humor.
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Here's the other one. 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
I just googled 'Fucked up little golden books'.
awww 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
If you've ever had a gallbladder attack ( which feels like a heart attack), you wouldn't pity him.
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AGAIN!? 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
I'm betting the sub knew what was going on, so he just played along.
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awww 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
I evicted mine for this exact reason.
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Keep scrollin 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
But.... I might wanna watch...
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When I go to the hairdresser 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
Exactly.
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This guy is addicted to grass. 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
I'm guessing so, but hoping not.
This guy is addicted to grass. 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
In 'The Legend of Zelda' series your character can find money and small items when he cuts grass.
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What else could it be. 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
My friend used to say, "Now he can't outrun the cops!"
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I still do this 20 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
Mine was Mario and Luigi.
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Meanwhile in Germany 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
It's a video game reference. Until you unlock an item it will be black and unusable.
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We all made them as kids. 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
*passes the crayon bucket, because yes, she has a bucket of them*
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Old people 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
They don't suffer a midlife crisis every time the power goes out either.
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Wat 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
At the S. Korean sex museum?
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Sometimes its hard to tell where that button isn't. 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
It is often located on the belly, but if you get a knock-off; there's no guarantee!
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I know I would 47 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
Me. I use to pick berries all over town, as a kid.
I would probably say "I knew it!" Then die 30 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
Grab the shampoo and squirt it into his/her eyes, because that stuff hurts! Then I'll try and take them out first.
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Is it really already half a year? 18 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
The feels... How dare you...
Why is the rum always gone 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
You just watched Pirates of the Caribbean, huh?
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Two different ways to celebrate Valentine's Day 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
Why is there not a video game controller?
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Who says yoga can't be macho? 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
Only one of them is a girl...
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What could be 36 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
If it saves water, then more people should have one.
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What could be 36 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
America, why do we not have those toilets? Have we really fallen so far as to be outdone by others?
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Motivational toast 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 8 years ago
I hate it when it goes too fast.
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