You could knit the softest sweater from that cat...

When searching for 6 (or 7) hole Ocarina music..... they always give you 12 hole.

I actually did this once. My Mother died. Before she was even cold, the relatives were pulling out here will, and deciding who gets what. My Mother and I had food storage (a year's worth) and they were eating it ALL. They polished off 3 months worth in 5 days! My Mother kept a stack of 'blackberry cobblers' (aka pie) in the freezer and they were eating 2 a day. So one day I crushed up some laxatives and sprinkled them over the cobbler. Their greedy assess didn't see that one coming.

...And from there he learned, there was more than one 'white' community.

Exactly what she was excited about.

That guy will be constipated for a week!

Oh he just can't wait to be king!

I live in a temperate rainforest region, which get 8 months of rain....

At this point, this cat must think it's name is awwwww.

Yep, my kitty is a tiny tiger. But if she could attach to me and go everywhere I go, she would. She's very clingy and sweet natured.

That happened to me as a kid. None of my friends showed up.

They also have floating food venders. Makes me wonder where they wash the dishes..... Never mind.

You left your ice maker on the 'Party Mode' settings. :D

And she kept getting on ships! It's like 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.......'

All of the games are rigged at carnivals. If you look at basketball hoops, they are shaped like an oval, not a circle.

I had a cat who gave you love bites.

Feminism is like a tree with many branches. Those branches go in different directions and don't always look the same. There are also branches that are dead and unhealthy for the tree as a whole. This post reflects one of those branches; which is a branch that needs to be cut off.