Kitty was just going to cut you.... some cake.

I've always put a comma before 'and', and my teachers have always told me it wasn't 'proper English'.

And it all ends after the party.

Why I'll never live in San Francisco.

3. Just remember you don't need one.
4. Smile.

Actually, I think they are just trying to figure out how to make a phone call. Lol

You can also tell the difference between whether someone is a monster or not, if they are holding a highlighter.

Ok, I'll just use the street.

She sounds like the women in my family.

Was that person Canadian?

I definitely like the Rapunzel one.

I kid you not; I was thinking about this subject last night.

And before you ask; yes, this cat is alive.

I say 'bullshit' when it comes to delivering your snack, I've had my snacks/ drinks get stuck.

Natural selection at its best.

Yeah, he's got his own life; living under his father's roof.

That guy is just lucky that horn isn't real.

I used to use those candy necklaces like a slingshot. You put half a candy between your teeth, pull the elastic tight, then bite the candy. My entire school eventually banned them.

Why did they paint that giraffe black and put a Tophat on it?

WAS THAT SLENDER MAN?!