I use to use toothpaste and a toothbrush to clean the whites of my converses.

I just imagine all of us as a wolf pack, and I'm surrounded by moon moons.

I like being single, where's the buy now button.

Yeah, to sleep on.

They're both plotting to sh*t there pants on the spot.

One of my Grandma's lived to be 101.

That's called Portland, Oregon.

There's a foolproof way to being a virgin; it's called 'DON'T HAVE SEX'.

The rocket is too small!

... My mom used to put me in a box when we traveled. It was easier to fold up a box than pack a crib.

Peeppeeps!!!

Or deodorant.

So I'm Mimei?
Which is Japanese for 'wee hours of the morning'......

He's a computer monitor.

Never NEVER mess with the leg shaving ritual!!!

Can't steal it if the dog wasn't already in it. >:)

ALL OF THEM!!!!!!! \(*<*)/

You just know someone has to have sent a drawing of a penis to them, atleast once :/