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I made this fur ball. It is like my child, and I shall wear it proudly.

If an erection should last more than 4 hours........

One of the best reasons to have kids, is you get to dress them up.

Small caliber are considered more lethal though.

When I used to babysit kids overnight, I kept a spray bottle of monster spray. Just a plain spray bottle with water.

I had a shirt that said 'Girls Kick Butt'. The school counselor had a shit-fit one day. She pulled me out of class, and demanded that I change my shirt. I told her I'd handle it, so I went to the home ec. class and pinned a piece of fabric over the last T. The counselor was still pissed, but there was nothing she could do about it.

*Heavy breathing*

She's like Betty White; immortal.

You had me at 1 kitten.

Btw: There are 300 cookies in that tin.

How I imagine a real life 'pecker head' should look.

Luckily mine obeys when I say no.

Cat: "GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!"

I think I still have the C.D.......... Somewhere....

Maybe I shouldn't mention the miniature horses or pigs..........

I would stick them in a net bag, wash them, and reuse them.
Yeah, I'm weird like that.