DontAskMeIDontKnow

dontaskmeidontknow


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Wolverine illusion 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Turn the picture upside down and it's a rocket ship.
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Holy Jesus my eyes 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Ok, NOW I see it!
And 'dying' in studying 18 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
'Ass'
'Ass'
'In'
That sounds kinda kinky. Now make it embarrassed assassin and you have a three-way going.
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Family y u do dis 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
They care enough to show you how stupid you look.
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And 'dying' in studying 18 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I don't think you quite understand how this game works...
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And 'dying' in studying 18 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
There's 'ass' in embarrassed.
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And 'dying' in studying 18 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Omg lol!
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And 'dying' in studying 18 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
And 'Fun' in Funeral.
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Don't stick ya d*ck in crazy 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
That woman is crazy.
Condoms people, use them.
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Horse hair commercial 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Fake! Those are hair extensions! :P
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Holy Jesus my eyes 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I see nothing. :/
Here,have a kitty video 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
How sweet, now I have cavities.
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P & y 82 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I would have said Prey.
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Obama approves 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I bet they eventually learned to play-along.
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Aunt c*nt 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I have an aunt who sounds just like that bitch.
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Great thinking 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Yep. I have a whole box of replica prints of those fabrics.
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This lucky bunny 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
"I swear I didn't steal those carrots officer!"
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Now what? 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
My f'ed up life right here... '-_-
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Electrifying flower 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
That is shocking!!!
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Everyone has to play their part 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
My grandma used to complain that our 2 barn cats were lazy. So I told her if she could find a cat sized plow, I'd hitch them up to it, and we'd work the garden.
So there is this new face mask out on the market 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
She looks like a gray smurf. Try unseeing that.
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Ice cream shop with a vegan option. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Ice cream is made from milk, vegans don't consume milk. Since you can't fill a pine cone with ice cream, it's a vegan option. It's not funny if you have to explain it.
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Ice cream shop with a vegan option. 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Think about it for a while.
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I mean how 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
She took the blonde drivers test and passed.
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Janitor finally gets through to a group of high schoolers who were making his job harder 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Ooooook, I read about this story IN THE 90's back when forwarding funny emails to your friends and family was popular. It's an urban legend, but still funny.
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