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The evolution of the nopes. 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Go to pick a flower and the flower blinks...... a nope for me.
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When you can't find your mom at supermarket 4 comments
I freakin' love y'all 5 comments
Let's hear about the weirdos you went to school with. 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
LOL it was in hiragana! This song was called Haru ga kita (春が来た). And if there was any Kanji it had the hiragana notations at the top.
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Let's hear about the weirdos you went to school with. 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
We didn't have time for practice the song; it was to be performed the next day. And this girl had been bothering me all week to perform that song with me, so the only way to shut her up was to just do it and get it over with.
So the next day we were going to perform that song for the class. I gave the girl a copy of the song. Only thing is it was all in Japanese, I hadn't translated a word of it. Mind it was a children's song and the Japanese was very very basic. We weren't going to translate it into English, we were going to sing it in Japanese. She knew this ahead of time. So when it came time to sing we both stood in fornt the class with the sheet music. And when the song started she threw her sheet music to the floor and ran out of the room. To sum it up; she couldn't read a word of Japanese.
Edit: While I can read Japanese I am not claiming I can speak it. It's like English speakers reading Spanish you can read it but you can't understand a word of it.
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So the next day we were going to perform that song for the class. I gave the girl a copy of the song. Only thing is it was all in Japanese, I hadn't translated a word of it. Mind it was a children's song and the Japanese was very very basic. We weren't going to translate it into English, we were going to sing it in Japanese. She knew this ahead of time. So when it came time to sing we both stood in fornt the class with the sheet music. And when the song started she threw her sheet music to the floor and ran out of the room. To sum it up; she couldn't read a word of Japanese.
Edit: While I can read Japanese I am not claiming I can speak it. It's like English speakers reading Spanish you can read it but you can't understand a word of it.
Let's hear about the weirdos you went to school with. 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Example:
There was a girl that I went all through high school with in my classes. She had the fakest British accent and she had an obsession with Japan. I don't just mean she obsessed over maybe going to Japan, she would come to school in a Kimono sometimes! Most of the time she would just bring books and manga (in Japanese) and would pretend she was translating it. She also used to bow to every teacher before she would sit at her desk. I should mention she was white not Japanese.
One day I busted her ass. My grandpa lived in Japan and I could read Japanese. So in choir class we had to perform a solo in front of the class. I thought it would be less embarrassing if I performed a song in Japanese, that way the other kids wouldn't know I was screwing it up. This girl found out and wanted to perform with me. I said OK but I don't have the music with me today I would bring it tomorrow. Continued ---->
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Edited 7 years ago
There was a girl that I went all through high school with in my classes. She had the fakest British accent and she had an obsession with Japan. I don't just mean she obsessed over maybe going to Japan, she would come to school in a Kimono sometimes! Most of the time she would just bring books and manga (in Japanese) and would pretend she was translating it. She also used to bow to every teacher before she would sit at her desk. I should mention she was white not Japanese.
One day I busted her ass. My grandpa lived in Japan and I could read Japanese. So in choir class we had to perform a solo in front of the class. I thought it would be less embarrassing if I performed a song in Japanese, that way the other kids wouldn't know I was screwing it up. This girl found out and wanted to perform with me. I said OK but I don't have the music with me today I would bring it tomorrow. Continued ---->
An example of perfect evolution 22 comments
The art gallery of the future 3 comments
Waking up cat with firecracker 4 comments
This is why we need mandatory vaccination 40 comments
Why would they even do that? 4 comments
A little blood ain't stopping me *makes my way to the shower* 37 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
'Grown-ass-man' is slang for little boy with a keyboard and no parental locks.
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ediwdlroW .rM 16 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
It wouldn't count unless you could understand ALL of that country's slang words.
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We all had this professor 25 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
They butchered my name every time. It got to the point where the whole class would correct the teacher. Not African American btw.
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A little blood ain't stopping me *makes my way to the shower* 37 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Welcome to the real world. If girls have to look at the drawings of dicks and talking about bustin' a nut; I think you can live with it.
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Edited 7 years ago
The wiener master 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Oh my God how disgusting that guy has his wiener out in public!!!! ;P
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The notorious spoon thief 12 comments
PSA 22 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
I've seen 18 wheeler recks too, not something you want to mess with.
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The notorious spoon thief 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
I had a friend and we would steal cupcake papers from the cafeteria. That involves sneaking past the lunch ladies to steal the cupcake papers in the store room.
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