I would be nope'n the hell out of there, before the herd.

Unless you have skill and you use the leg-hole to pee. Yes, girls can and have done this. But you need skill.

Lying to naughty children; the highlight of my day. (Worked in a daycare)

... and dying.

Maybe they should have you take an I.Q. test before giving you a tattoo......

I make those and put them in those tiny bottles they use for jewelry.

I don't think so; that combination is WAY to complicated for Trump to remember.

Flight form :D

The guy in the middle looks like he's say, "Well, f**k it, let do this."

This is evil.
This is something I would do.

I call those things 'Used toilet paper' cause they're already full of sh*t.

So I look like that everyday?

It's the awkward little brother of the monster from Pan's Labyrinth. Unsee that.

*Sits back with a bowl of popcorn, waiting for someone to say, "They spelled color wrong."*

If you go to a noodle shop in S.Korea, you'll often find scissors at your table.

You can also take a broom, put it over the top of the stall and lock it that way. I lived in a dorm and I did that for April fools. I went around to all the girls bathrooms and locked all the stall doors. Of course I did this at night, so in the morning when everybody has to pee they ran into a little problem. The chaos that followed was worth it.
I should mention I am a girl having done this to my own dorm.

I was expecting a joke at the end of this... like North Korea's being a tiny fishing boat.

I have a wild little cat, and yet she has never messed with the toilet-paper roll. She gets locked in the bathroom at night, but come morning, the roll is untouched (shower curtain too).

Mom: What did you learn in school today?
Kid: Nothing. The teacher just kinda dripped on us.

The funny thing in my house was; if you can't get it open hand it to the girls (mom and daughter). ;p