dontaskmeidontknow
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He was about to lose one of its lives 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Kitty looks blackened already!
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Careful 8 comments
As a counterpoint to the other FB post. 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Kinda like following someone you know is an idiot, just so you can keep tabs on them. Example: Relative posts that she's going on a trip. I know she'll have to pass through my town to get from A to B. So now I know to move my car, shut my blinds, and watch T.V. with headphones; so she'll think I'm not home and leave me alone.
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Penalty kick 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
The first thing out of my mouth: LOL YOU CLEVER LITTLE F***ER!! ^•^
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Something is just wrong with my brain today.
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Something is just wrong with my brain today.
As a counterpoint to the other FB post. 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
My sister keeps bugging me to join Facebook. She doesn't understand that some people have lives.
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Just remember...!!! What would you do??? 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
... how many people can I educate in self sustaining agriculture instead?
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Now it all makes sense 13 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Nope. Not watching it.
True story: when I was 9 my babysitter made us watch this. That night my dad bought me a clown doll (he had no idea). My mom put that (now creepy) s.o.b. clown next to my bed. Woke up to that doll starring at me. That doll was never seen again.
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True story: when I was 9 my babysitter made us watch this. That night my dad bought me a clown doll (he had no idea). My mom put that (now creepy) s.o.b. clown next to my bed. Woke up to that doll starring at me. That doll was never seen again.
Don't take coins off tombstones. 6 comments
Baths solve all my problems 4 comments
How to be a dad 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Child: Change the batteries.
Me: "Ok" *pulls out batteries*
"Wait right here and hold your toy." *Walks into another room, U-turns, and brings back same dead batteries*
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Me: "Ok" *pulls out batteries*
"Wait right here and hold your toy." *Walks into another room, U-turns, and brings back same dead batteries*
Giant wasp look-a-like nope building a house 7 comments
Giant wasp look-a-like nope building a house 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
They should leave pieces of colored tissue paper out. Then the Flying-Nope would make a colorful nest.
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God exists 11 comments
Just so you guys know 18 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Because not everyone has copious amounts of common sense. Wish they did though, it would make things a lot easier.
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No one else sees the hypocrisy? 21 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
You don't use a heavy blanket and you don't smother the baby with it. You use it like a tent, just to conceal.
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No one else sees the hypocrisy? 21 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
It's considered a courtesy so the people around you don't feel awkward.
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No one else sees the hypocrisy? 21 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
If a woman puts a towel/ blanket over her shoulder, to cover herself, breastfeeding in public is no big deal.
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I'd marry someone for that 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow
· 7 years ago
Whenever my mom would babysit kids, the kids would see all of our video games, and ask where our brother was. I didn't have one.
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