DontAskMeIDontKnow

dontaskmeidontknow


*When FunSubstance asked me what my handle was, I said :

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It's challenging you to a duel 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
You're next motherf**ker!
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3rd degree BURN! 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
She could have been in a pizza restaurant and ordered it and got it right away from the counter.
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This I'd watch 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Yep. :(
Environment win? 14 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
The USA needs this.
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This I'd watch 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
The school had about 350 students at one time so it was a big cafeteria and campus. Some of the cooks were students, but they were supervised by at least five or so actual cooks. They had a food suggestion box, but they never read any of the suggestions.
A micrograph of the head of a pork tapeworm 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
How is this even funny?
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This I'd watch 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Nope, but they fed us 3 meals a day, plus a 'snack' item with a drink for free. It wasn't a college it was a vocational school. We were allowed microwaves and refrigerators.
@#%*, I DID IT AGAIN! 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
For once, my handle speaks for itself.
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This I'd watch 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
My dorm didn't even allow sauce pans, but yes, we had instant noodles. The food of the dorm gods.
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Those poor people 33 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
That burn could start a wildfire.
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Damn right I still do it! 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Try re-reading.
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Damn right I still do it! 12 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I remember in middle school when they taught us about this, I raise my hand and asked," Why are we throwing that stuff on the ground or in the ocean?!" I was one of those kids who didn't litter, so I didn't get it then.
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Robert Downey Jr. 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Hell yes!
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Slide 3 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Forgot how to adult.
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Y'all are lucky damn 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I just watched it. It's so foggy here we could look directly at it. But it wasn't a 'total' eclipse for us, but it was close enough.
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Spent 1hr on the phone while my sister talked about her marriage. 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Explain please? Honestly don't know what you mean. :)
One of my favourite disney songs. Makes me emotional. DON'T LAUGH! 13 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I still like that song!
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Lunar eclipse vs solar eclipse 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Anybody else looking forward to the last one?
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BDSMath 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
So that would mean mathematicians are masochists. Kinky, but no thanks.
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Probably good advice for all the time tbh. 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Think about it; a human being who can bleed continuously for up to seven days, and not die. Women are immortal during their period, don't f@ck with them.
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That guy is amazing 49 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
So instead of worrying about deleting your browser history, you're gonna have to worry about deleting your memories. Great...
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That is love 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I flicked her forehead. It got the point across.
That is love 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I had that problem too when my cat was a kitten. If she played to rough, scratched, or bit me; I'd flick her on the fore head or scruff her. Ok, before you flip out I was very very gentle with her. I was teaching her what was ok and what was not. It didn't take long but she learned not to bite or scratch people. She would still sneak attack people, and play bite; but she never bit hard or used her claws. She turned out to be a wild child as an adult but she was very gentle with people.
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Ladybugs wings unfolding 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Prepare for lift off!
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Same 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Amen. Whenever people come over to my house, or ride in my car, the music is off. So no one know what kind of music I listen to. I went to my (very religious) sister's house and was working in her shop, well I had Marilyn Manson playing.
She walks in and starts getting mad about 'who' and 'what' I was listening to. So I tell her, "Sorry, did I hurt your virgin-ears? I'll change it to something a little softer for you". Turned on MCR's The Black Parade; specifically House of Wolves.
When I say virgin-ears I'm not referring to 'virgin to sex' I mean 'virgin to bad words'; hence the name: virgin-ears.
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