DontAskMeIDontKnow

dontaskmeidontknow


*When FunSubstance asked me what my handle was, I said :

— DontAskMeIDontKnow Report User
That makes it easier. 23 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Asexual.
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How to get a blimp pilot's attention...Work up to it 6 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
I used to do that as a kid, but it was only big riggs.
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Yeah, buttfeed 23 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
As long as you're not naked; wear what you want.
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Girlfriend sent her man on a disastrous mission to buy her makeup 10 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Good thing I only wear eyeliner and mascara. That would be easy.
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Thanks for that. 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Maybe because I added the original source twice?
I never struggled in math but English...i wanted to did every time 8 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
M-mental
A-abuse
T-towards
H-humanity
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Anon has plans for when he dies 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Bury me with my rainbow hair and a shit ton of umbrellas. I want to confuse the shit out of em.
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Toy Story 4 7 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
My snake is in your boot.
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With messy hair? 13 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Really? That's weird... I usually wake up with Sass.
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Priorities! 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
So you LIVE in hell.
Working pockets 27 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
For me it my phone in one and a Buck knife in the other.
Anyone here with foot fetish? 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Amputation?
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Your fear is real 9 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Funny story: My grandma once walked into the bathroom and saw what looked like a turd in the toilet. She thought her son had used the toilet but hadn't flushed. She went to flush it; that is until the turd blinked at her. It was a rat who climb up through the pipe.
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Computers can smell fear 2 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
It makes your computer nervous and hesitant. :P
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Working pockets 27 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
A sadistic fuck.
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Prison Break Bunny 13 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
Rare known fact; just like the cat, bunnys are also a liquid.
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Digging up the past can only teach you so much. 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
What about a viaduct?
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Working pockets 27 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
It works with ANY type of men's jean, they don't have to be skinny jeans.
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Probably The Cutest Compilation You'll See Today 5 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
AwwwwwwwwSubstance.
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Grape in distress 11 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
50 shades of purple.....
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Professional dad!! 4 comments
dontaskmeidontknow · 7 years ago
All hail King Midas!