Who ya gonna call? Your tall friends!
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Anyway, true story; I use to live with my grandma (5’4”) and whenever she couldn’t reach something she’d call me to get. I’m 5’10” but with work boots/ tennis I’m 6’0”. It was cute, here she was always settling up a little stool for me so I can reach her item. I’d move the stool out of the way, and just grab the item. Then she would laugh and say, “Oh you are so tall, my dear little sh*t-bird!” She was only teasing me. So I’d say, “I’d be nice if I was you; I’ll put you on top of the fridge.”
Sometimes she’d say,”Just you try it.” So I’d grab her and pretend I was going to do it till she took back what she said.

Yeah, you don’t see Santa either....

That ONE stupid show off.....

It is off-red...
https://images-cdn.where.com/photo/106661_700b.jpg

I was just in Seattle.
It reminded me of why I don’t like visiting Seattle. Too many crazy-ass people.

Kitty is trying to help your not work so much.

That’s me when the time comes.

Doubt

That’s cute.

So I’ve had dementia since early middle school? So you’re saying I can start hiding my own Easter eggs now? Awesome!
.... What was I talking about again?...

Guess what guys! The bigger the boobs; the lower they’ll sag with time.
Mind f**k.

Who cares. Watch what you want.

Ooooooh bless your heart; you’re retarded.

Fake a sneeze and flick water on them.

Here is is:
https://youtu.be/UEK97bSz6LQ

This is something I would do. >:D

We had a cat. A very sweet gentle cat :)

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