Damn. I used to have a forklift license, but I wasn’t that skilled!

As a female I say, “Not long enough.”

Omg one of my cats had eyes like those.... she could be thinking of murder, but you’d never be able to tell.

Books~ *heavy breathing*

It’s true. You can’t grab me, I can’t grab you.

I did this once for Halloween, if there were little-little kids I’d stay still and not scare them.
I remember my friend(14), whose foster parents wouldn’t let her trick or treat (the crazy type of Christian). But they let her sister (13) go! The sister came to my house to trick or treat, so I put an extra effort into scaring her! Damn, could she jump! >:D

I grow strawberries, they smell when you CUT ONE OPEN. ‘-_-

No clean up.

I do that (automatic).

Ah yes, the traditional Hawaiian jack-o-lantern.

Ok, I like the whole on-their-side thing. But why not hang them up?

Both. Just like scrubbing the toilet is both your problem.

You really should go to the vet and have him put down.

If only getting rid of your breasts were only that easy.

I already lived in a haunted dorm for 2 years; it was a 1912 mental hospital. Soooo, BRING IT.

‘Hawaii Lion’

Coffee cup Antichrist......

Omg that’s adorable!