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Well then 17 comments
dontletmeeatpears · 8 years ago
They make them cry because it shows that their lungs are healthy enough to be out of the womb (mine almost weren't) and that there's none of that gross fluid in their lungs that was the "water" that breaks before birth
Well then 17 comments
dontletmeeatpears · 8 years ago
I mean that is mostly correct, but just to add to that, we actually used to be able to do that. But then once we evolved to a less primitive species, woman's hips had to shrink with things like becoming bipedal or walking on two legs.
So tl;dr we traded birthing toddlers for being advanced humans
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Typical end user 10 comments
dontletmeeatpears · 8 years ago
No one else seems to know this show and it's so freaking funny thank you for loving it too <3
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Uterus rebels against birth control... Nice 15 comments
dontletmeeatpears · 8 years ago
As if there needed to be another reason periods suck jeez...
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Uterus rebels against birth control... Nice 15 comments
dontletmeeatpears · 8 years ago
Sorry, what is PCOS exactly?
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Some guy on deviantart is giving me the creeps what should I do 94 comments
dontletmeeatpears · 8 years ago
Wait I like pizza and dogs and the Incredibles D:
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Some guy on deviantart is giving me the creeps what should I do 94 comments
dontletmeeatpears · 8 years ago
Hello you two seem fun. we should be friends. Okay that is all bye
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