They make them cry because it shows that their lungs are healthy enough to be out of the womb (mine almost weren't) and that there's none of that gross fluid in their lungs that was the "water" that breaks before birth

I mean that is mostly correct, but just to add to that, we actually used to be able to do that. But then once we evolved to a less primitive species, woman's hips had to shrink with things like becoming bipedal or walking on two legs.
So tl;dr we traded birthing toddlers for being advanced humans

No one else seems to know this show and it's so freaking funny thank you for loving it too <3

As if there needed to be another reason periods suck jeez...

Sorry, what is PCOS exactly?

Wait I like pizza and dogs and the Incredibles D:

Hello you two seem fun. we should be friends. Okay that is all bye