I had this conversation with my nephew while driving him to daycare one morning. He was about 5 at the time and we had just heard a PSA about drunk driving on the radio. He told me his parents both drink and drive all the time and wondered if they were going to jail. It's really hard to explain the difference between alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages to a small child.
I was tempted to say, "Yes. Yes, they are," just to mess with his head, but decided against it for two reasons. One, what if he repeated what I said to one of the daycare workers? And two, my sister (his mom) would flip her shit (not literally) and she's one scary bitch.

I haven't spent money at the concession stand in years. Usually I sneak in some Chinese and a bottle of wine.

So woman were made for cooking AND sex? I had no idea! All this time I thought we were only meant for the kitchen, who knew we had another function?

I was already paranoid, this movie just validated it.

At first glance, I thought Voldemort was flipping the bird and thought to myself, "I don't remember that part of the movie..."

If anyone is interested in how this played out, here's a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbTxlOQBTq0

I know it's a year old post, but I'll comment anyway. I love how Sam & Dean are all like, "Hunters! Fuck, yeah!" and poor Cas is all, "Why do I only have one eye?"

Why would I need to talk to my parents? I had HBO.

One of the reasons I always choose a desk that wasn't centred with the blackboard was so my desk could never be chosen to house this monstrosity.

Why? Why would you do this to us?

I'm 5'5" and my 6'4" husband thinks it's hilarious that I need a chair to climb on the counter to reach the top shelves of our kitchen cabinets. The jerk face.

When I filled it in I always tried to do it in such a way that touching segments didn't have the same colour. (Did that make sense? I spent what felt like 5 minutes trying to word that right)

Not to be a dick, but... http://i.imgur.com/Bzyovn5.png

Still sounds pretty badass to me.

I can't stop staring at the socks with sandals.

Can you imagine the entry on mosquitoes?

Seriously, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

What classes I'd take at Hogwarts if my stupid letter ever arrived. Or what cabin I'd be in at Camp Half-Blood...