Doofenshmirtz

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"Lord of the Ringing" The master of prank calls 46 comments
doofenshmirtz · 4 years ago
Spaceballing: The sequel to Space Jam.
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Moleskine drawings 3 comments
doofenshmirtz · 4 years ago
I'm always so envious of talent like this. If I had one wish, it would be to have a single drop of creativity like this. Or, you know, world peace.
Ha ha ha. No but seriously. 6 comments
doofenshmirtz · 4 years ago
I hadn't thought of that. Excellent point.
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Ha ha ha. No but seriously. 6 comments
doofenshmirtz · 4 years ago
I thought it had to be blessed by a priest first. The way tap water is to become Holy Water.
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Friendly war 14 comments
doofenshmirtz · 4 years ago
This is how all wars should be fought. With pettiness and booze.
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when you're horrible at comforting 29 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Yellow and orange are my favourites. I love cirtus flavours. It's the red cherry ones I hate.
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Give man hope and good things happen 9 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
It's a carpooling app called Trees for Cars.
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He finally got in her pants 14 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
I wouldn't call those booty shorts. Track and fielders (either gender) wear shorts shorter than that. He just looks like he's going for a run. Now if his ballsack was dangling out of one of the leg holes, then I'd call them booty shorts.
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What do you think? Build this myself 25 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
That's awesome. I've been looking to build a 2-story home for my hedgehog. Right now he sleeps in a large rabbit cage, but he loves exploring and rearranging his toys and furniture and I think he'd love something like this.
When someone says I have anger issues 5 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Whether it's a fictional character or a real person, I hate when people say shit like this. All I hear is, "I am incapable of/have no interest in controlling my emotions and expect everyone else to do it for me."
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Well damn don't I feel old now 10 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Oh, you know, I can't complain. Still building inators to take over the tri-state area.
Well damn don't I feel old now 10 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
What's that, sonny? Got to speak up, my hearing isn't what it used to be, you know.
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Well damn don't I feel old now 10 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
I'm 37 and, no joke, I had no clue what the hell I was looking at. I was like, isn't he a little old to have a Speak & Spell? I completely forgot laptops used to be a 10-pound brick that set your crotch on fire.
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An all white puzzle? Challenge accepted 9 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Even with the pattern on the back, I don't know if I'd take the time to finish this puzzle. Start it? Yes. Finish it? No. My mother-in-law once did a puzzle where all the pieces were the same shape (no border either), plus the completed puzzle was a bucket of worms so all the pieces were pretty much the same colour.
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Lucky locker 14 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
In Canada, we have big lockers to store our heavy coats & boots during winter. I don't know about the southern U.S., but I always thought the northern states have them for this reason too.
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Thief cosplay 17 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
I admire cosplayers so much and I wish I had the skills to create such beautiful costumes, but when I see all those laces, buttons, and buckles I can't help but wonder, "how do you pee?" Bathrooms must be an adventure in itself.
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Always :') 12 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
It's Philosopher's stone in Canada too. It's only called The Sorcerer's Stone in the U.S. editions because Scholastic, the U.S. publishing company, thought Americans wouldn't know what a Philosopher's stone is.
They also changed all references of U.K. english to U.S. english. So jumpers became sweaters, trousers became pants, flats became apartments and lifts became elevators.
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What a beautiful poem 5 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Jesus, I'm old. They're two thirds of an R&B group from the 90's.
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What a beautiful poem 5 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Have you seen the one where the wives, played by T-Boz & Chilli from TLC, are talking about the husbands? It's not as funny as the "I said Bitch", but still entertaining.
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Canada is cool, pun intended 11 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
I still feel like the "gasp" should have been "le gasp" to showcase our french heritage.
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Famous people and celebrities in their youth 22 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Even in a black & white photo, you can still see why Frank was ol' blue eyes. It's like he's seeing into your soul and can taste your fear.
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Famous people and celebrities in their youth 22 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
I was wondering if his face muscles ever worked. 56 years later and he still has the exact same expression.
How far we've come with video games 14 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Can anyone list the games from top to bottom, please? I recognize some, but not all of them.
Things to think about 22 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
What about books that list blurbs from other writers in lieu of a summary on the back? You have to turn to the inside jacket sleeve to judge those ones.
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Auto-focus decided that mayonnaise was the most important part of the picture 6 comments
doofenshmirtz · 5 years ago
Does it matter? You be you, even if that means putting salt on your sushi.
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