Doofenshmirtz

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Tetris level: Expert 6 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
That's what I was thinking. My husband works as a forklift operator for a warehouse distributor and he complains about people stacking boxes with the labels facing inwards all the time. He'd probably have an aneurysm if he saw this.
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Bed space 3 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Lmao. This is me and my husbands sleeping arrangements. Only the unused space is occupied by a fat tabby cat.
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That explains it 7 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Recently on AskReddit the discussion was on physiological differences between men and women. Someone commented that blood circulation in men is more evenly dispersed throughout the body compared to women, which is why women's hands and feet get colder than men. The advantage of having such shitty blood flow is that women can survive longer in freezing temperatures before succumbing to hypothermia.
I don't know if any of that's true, but it sounds legit, and everyone knows no one lies on the internet.
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Just a very beautiful cat with blue eyes 50 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
The markings around the eyes makes it look like the cat's makeup is smudged. Or it has a case of smokey eyes tutorial gone wrong.
Why is this so accurate? 9 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
I am literally doing this right now.
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Chris Colfer is a gift 11 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Are you kidding? I bet celebrities get sent fan mail about it.
I watched this documentary thing about Star Trek franchise once, and Brent Spiner and Denise Crosby were talking about the franchise's fans and the fan mail the cast receives. They had a box of stuff they brought to show the camera and even commented on how much Data/Tasha Yar x-rated fan art there was.
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Dr Doof is asking the real question 9 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
You know what else I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit? You should be fighting genies, man, not me. I'm not the problem; genies are the problem.
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Awww so sweet! 6 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
I see Jensen's more like Danneel did something silly/funny on her way down the aisle and he's just, "That's my girl!"
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Old school telephones 57 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Canada. It's an extra charge (not much) on our phone bill, but it's worth it to feel like a time traveler.
Old school telephones 57 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Same here. My husband and I dug through countless garage sales and flea markets until we found one.
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With all the theories floating around 11 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Snoke looks like Voldemort and Gollum's love child.
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Dang he's good 7 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure Bob Ross is the reason I think non-living things are capable of feeling sad and lonely.
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I never noticed this before 4 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
I saw that too. I may not listen to her music, but I can always respect a sense of humor.
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Now the joke is real 5 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
I think it depends on what the B.A. is for. A degree in languages is probably more useful than a degree in 14th-century Russian poetry. Can anyone read the small print?
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Does this happen to any of you guys too? 15 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
All the time. I find it happens more often with typed words as opposed to hand-written ones.
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This is not Europe. Its Canada 10 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
I was going to guess Quebec City, but I've only ever been there once when I was very young, so I wasn't sure. Guessing the whole province seemed a safe bet since that whole place screams "old world". I love it.
Every single family has one 15 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Kudos to the parents. They could've made him change, or tried to make him smile, but they didn't. They let him be him and I think that's awesome.
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This is not Europe. Its Canada 10 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Quebec?
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Broken nose (makeup) 11 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
Holy crap, this is amazing! Totally cringe worthy. Great work,
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Gordon Ramsay is a different man when it comes to kids. 11 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
I also think it's because the adults are supposed to be professional chefs. If they can't handle being yelled at, they have no business being in a fast paced, intense environment like a kitchen.
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When kitty is mad, but doesn't want to sit alone. 5 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
This is what my cat does. He's never quite grasped the concept of shunning. He's a good cat, just not a very bright cat.
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Large numbers of highly toxic bluebottle jellyfish have washed ashore in Australia 23 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
At first I thought the picture was of dinosaur shaped gummy candy.
It tastes nothing like that 5 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
I read the ingredients on a Sunny D bottle once and it had canola oil listed. I know that's not as bad as some of the things it could have in it, but it still grossed me out.
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Still Can’t Believe All These Were In A Kid's Book 25 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
go to scarystoriesforkids.com (I think it's .com, if that doesn't work Google it). They have the stories online with the original pictures, plus some new content not in the books. I know it's not the same as the actual book, but it's still pretty cool to check out.
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Sometimes you gotta have a secret stash just in case you finally come to your senses. 5 comments
doofenshmirtz · 8 years ago
In Canada, the tube the cheeto is in is called a "Doob Tube" (possibly something else in other countries). It's an airtight container that's smell proof, so you can carry a joint around without reeking of weed.
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