Just a very beautiful cat with blue eyes

I ACTIVATE CAT FORCE IT NEGATES THE EFFECT

HAH I ACTIVATE CAT BRIBE THAT NEGATES YOUR TRAP

I ACTIVE CATNIP ALL EFFECTS ARE NEGATED TILL NEXT TURN

MY MONSTER CAN STILL ATTACK

SHEEEITTTT MY DARK CAT MAGICIAN

AND 500 OF YOUR LIFE POINTS! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, CAT OF GAMES?!

I PLAY BOX YOUR MONSTER IS NOW DESTROY AND I SUMMON SLIFER THE SKY CAT BY SACRIFICING PURRIBOH

FINE ATTACK ME IF YOU WISH

ALRIGHT SLIFER ATACKKKKKKKK

HAH TASTE MY MAGIC CYLINDER

I ACTIVE SEVEN TOOLS OF THE BANDIT IT DISABLES YOUR TRAP

HAH GO SEVEN TOOLS OF THE BANDIT

ROYAL DECREE

TRAP EATER

SEVEN TOOLS OF THE BANDIT

TRAP EATERS A MONSTER CAT OF GAMES
YOU THINK YOU KNOW POWER BUT NOT EVEN THE NEWER CARDS!?
HAH!
I EAT YOUR ROYAL DECREE

AS OLD FASHIONED AS I AM. I BELIEVE IN THIS DECK I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CATS GO TRAP HOLE

BE THAT AS IT MAY! I'LL LOSE MY MONSTER, CAT OF GAMES. BUT I WILL ACTIVATE MY SPELL, DRAINING CAT! IT NEGATES YOUR ATTACK AND I GAIN LIFE POINTS EQUAL TO SLIFERS ATTACK

THAT MY FRIEND IS WHERE YOU LEARN YOU WASTED A TRAP SLIFER ONLY HAD 1000 ATTACK POINTS

I DRAW
HAH CAT OF GAMES GET READY
I SPECIAL SUMMON JESTER CATFIT IN ATK POSITION
ILL TRIBUTE HIM TO SUMMON LUSTER CAT #2 IN ATK POSITION!
NOW ATTACK SLIFER AND DESTROY HIM

I ACTIVE MIRROR FORCE

I ACTIVATE CAPNIP
ALL EFFECTS ARE NEGATED WHICH MEANS YOUR MONSTER HAS NO ATTACK POINTS

I ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD RUIN ALL YOUR MONSTERS IN ATTACK MODE ARE DESTROYED

CATNIP NEGATES THE EFFECT

TRY YOUR ALL CAT OF GAMES

BATHTUB ACTIVATES AND ALL MONSTERS RETURN TO OUR HAND

HAH STILL NEGATED BY CARNIP

THANKS TO SORCERER OF BLACK CATS THE EFFECT OF CATNIP IS NEGATED

GODDAMIT WHEN DID YOU EVEN SUMMON THAT

A WHILE AGO

DONT YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME CAT OF GAMES YOU PULLED THAT BULLSHIT WHEN YOU "SPECIAL SUMMONED" DARK CAT MAGICIAN LAST DUEL

THIS DUEL WE START A NEW AND I SUMMON HIM FAIR AND SQUARE

NO NO NO NOT THIS CAT SHIT AGAIN BITCH

YES THIS CAT SHIT AGAIN IT WILL NEVER END

THATS IT
*takes off duel disk*
*throws it on the ground*
FUCK THIS

MY TITLE OF CAT OF GAMES IS STILL INTACT

FUCK YOU CAT OF GAMES

ANYTIME AND PLACE

OH REALLY
*soft music*

WHERE DID THE MUSIC COME FROM

YES

YES