I must have this clock. I must have it.

what a lovely man. Thank you so much.

`the best PSA ever

Maybe it's true, maybe not. I don't care. I don't believe it. It's unacceptable. Tough. Sorry, JK.

What the fuck is wrong with these deer?

Please keep us updated on Minik.

I nearly puked laughing. Damn.

How do pony and boloh nyah rhyme? EEeurgh nononono....

I love you, Moon Moon!

bloody marvellous

Is he a Maori in Straya?

I have one of each living in my house. Oh god.

Thanks for this

he is the coolest

Benedict Cumberbatch drinking a cup of tea.

Oh my god. Where do I buy their CD.

The mother's saying, oh my god Omysha, just roll over, son!

you can get old-fashioned pugs from the right breeder, we've got one. You couldn't show them, but they've got the same amazing personality, and our is so cute, no-one looks at him and says, but that's not a real pug.

In fact, I've started calling them Coral. Their faces look just like his.

I use this kind of joke on my kids all the time... I haven't made my day till I've heard them groan. I'm a mum.