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No truer words 61 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Dude, i can kill someone with a cotton ball. It depends on how it's used.
I was never told about this in science class 8 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Now, just think. If the world were just a waffle in this very iron, being heated until it forms a single round shape, becoming solid, to the point where it can support the weight of whatever I put on it. And there are thousands of waffles all around the room, creating stars and planets. Creating little waffle galaxies.
I hope this kind of behavior doesn't catch on 42 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Nah, he's probably mad because he got it in the *ss to many times in prison, and that is his beard.
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No truer words 61 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
uh uh. I kill people, with guns.
That's why I love the mouse more 10 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
It's ok bro, you got like, 506 other people who might not like using this or just like every damn thing that they see.
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No truer words 61 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Yeah, you could say that.
Why are boob awesome 5 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Me 3?
I Knew I've Seen This Guy Before 30 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
His wife looks kind of like a dude.
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No truer words 61 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
You'd be surprised
No truer words 61 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Also good for cutting people who mess with those that you care about.
No truer words 61 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
But, some schools have it so that now there are teachers with guns, and they have to go through health screenings first, but you know. There's always that one teacher who loses his-hers shit and might start a school shooting. Luckily this hasn't happened yet.
Team rocket has never looked so good 10 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Where tf are her calves?
Why didn't you get some water? 13 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Wtf? Anyone else realize that over 1,000 people said that they deserved it?!?! This world is going to hell with the amount of idiots we have.
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Decades of filth washed away from an old building in Budapest, Hungary 9 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
In the first picture the sunlight is facing the back of the building making it darker then it really is and visa versa for the second picture.
That's where we'll find Spiderman 16 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
like this
That's where we'll find Spiderman 16 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Jeez, recently we've been getting a lot of reposts
It's amazing when they touch 31 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
oh that's mean.
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Cars and their faces 29 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
am I the only one who thinks that this post is way to long? And started to just scroll past all of it?
My friends think I might have a problem 8 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Ahh. Gotcha
I have a bright future 7 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
This means that his future is as bright as it can be, and that there is a limit on how bright you can be, this is the kind of thinking you have if you're closed minded.
1st world problems 4 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Got it from the vine
My friends think I might have a problem 8 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Weird, because Harry potter isn't even on the bookshelf
I googled "Canadian Police". This was the first result 16 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
This is actually the second thing that pop's up now.
C'mon Alyssa 1 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
#burn
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To the candy mountain Charlie 43 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Oh no!! An oobo has Charlie!
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