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Dill jong un 16 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Understandable bro

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Sounds like a plan! Bony African feet!

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

*turns on the machine as you suck up my full arm*
Good luck!

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Fascinating!
...wait does this mean I'm endless?

Dill jong un 16 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

But I'll never love one like you, bro

Thanks babe 5 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Now we need a picture of the cat at a table next to it

Dill jong un 16 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Apparently so, bro

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Alright, ready when you are!

Out of context - FS edition 26 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

So that's why I was feeling held last night

Dill jong un 16 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

You friendzoned me :'(

Idk if this counts as a meme 11 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Cue the song "cop car" by Keith Urban lol

No disagreements 13 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

*hugs back my Beth fren*

No disagreements 13 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Yo I could go to Oklahoma, see some topless people and see @bethorien irl :D its a win win!

You can trust me 5 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Wow, really?
749-64-6391
Hey wait a min-

Judgement day has come 8 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Hand
Edit: I'm late to the joke I just realized. Damn

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Mona Lisa, digitally retouched to reduce effects of aging, 2010 4 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

That damn smile...

Dill jong un 16 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Theres a reason I havent texted him back

If you're a woman, it makes you grow a prostate that instantly gets cancer 10 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Everytime you create something you lose a piece of your body with it.
I want to be able to walk on air

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

So how does this work... you eat me while you're in the grill, then the others can eat you?

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Yes! I'm currently flavoring her with chicken as we speak

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Seriously man. It’s gonna be 2 months 7 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

unless you're in prison

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

...you wanna join in?

I wonder the same thing 2 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

Ah shit, you found my secret zombie healing area!

Can I interest you in babie possum? 6 comments

dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

I happily accept

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dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago

I think I'm gonna go for a reverse sear with a bit of butter basting.
...wait hold on didnt we agree earlier that you'd be the one eating me?