So... Anyone know what show the first pic is fun? Looks cute.

"Jesus wants a hug!"
#420YOLOSWAG4JESUS

Can someone explain why you couldn't simply turn the key to shut off the engine and coast to a stop?

*AD STARTS PLAYING ON TV*
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Harley: They're finny and funny and oh so delish! They're joyful and jolly Joker fish!
Joker: Say, mom, wondering what to feed the family tonight?
Harley: What'll I feed the family tonight?
Joker: Harr! Try me famous Joker fish! There's Smilin' Smelt, Gigglin' Groupe, and Happy Haddock! Yummy yum yum! Eat it.
Harley: Uh, Mr. J? I have this little problem with fish. (She's forced to eat) Yummy yum yum!
Joker: Yes, friends, that's Joker fish. Tasty, tempting, and of course...
Henchmen: Naturally low in cholesterol.
Joker: Coming to your local store! Just as soon as that nasty old G. Carl Francis decides to give me my legal cut of the profits! I hope you've changed your mind, Mr. Francis. Because I haven't changed mine!

Rud?

1) I'm pretty sure Deadpook had done something along these lines to help some kind of community of Mutants with debilitating/disfiguring mutations in the comics.
2) You'd need to *sell* the organs on the black market to make money. Not donate them.

I really want a Maxim-9...

Youtubers playing Pressure Washer Simulator.

Signed by which and how many of the "authors"?

"Got your weenis!"

I almost always end up with the "middle finger" ones since I'm the only one willing to fight them. I open them by placing them, seam vertical (still lying down), on my back teeth and slowly applying pressure. If it's especially tough, I just let it sit there for a bit and let my saliva soften it up a bit before trying again.

But it's still on the Favorite Things list!

Sorry for not playing along, but I thought the kid in lower left teleported not went invisible?