The big question.. who the F is out there buying random loose testicles for 35k??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-V_n8SOJk

"The only good paying jobs for women have 'hand' and 'blow' before the actual 'job'."
-Paula Poundstone (I think)

Yo Dawg, I heard you like horses so I installed a horse on your horse!

One can lead to the other. Forget flowers, nothing turns on a woman like a man who does housework!

"See, i have 50 sheep."
"You only have 47 sheep."
"Yes, my job is to round them up!"

She should hang out with Wil "Shut up Wesley" Wheaton!

"It looks like you're trying to make a dumb purchase. Would you like help?"

Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?

yes, this looks rediculous with easy numbers like 32 and 12. But when you learn this concept and get good at it, you can do problems like 645-297 quickly in your head.

was it an ugly-ass clown, or an ugly ass-clown?

welcome to the world where everyone shops at Wal-Mart.

Probably could have been done in 10 minutes, but the make-up artist stretched it as long as he could. If that was your job, would you want to stop?

We went to a zoo and they were building a new area. On the fence around the construction site they had info signs for the equipment just like they ones for animals at other displays.

he looks like a ventriloquist dummy!

My fandom is incomplete... what is "just" from?

And the guy looking at the camera kinda looks like Locke.....

Hope it includes serving potatoes with redcliff salmon....