Reminds me of the scene in the Harry Potter book where they created a lake in the hallway, and Filch had to punt the children across. Many Americans, myself included, envisioned the caretaker drop-kicking students over the water!

My 10y son goes to sleep to Bob Ross. Says his voice is very soothing.

Most people feel this way, they just disagree on which side represents which party.

I figured she'd play one of the Ex-Men.

Anyone who owns cats would not need to ask this question.

A very roundabout wish. Just wish that Robin was never depressed.

Looks like a pair of sneakers...

Cats are liquid, they fit perfectly in any container.

I married the first pillow I slept with, and I've been faithful. Anyone who sleeps with 3 or more pillows is a whore!

A m00se once bit my sister....

Was that accidental, or did you planet that way?

... said the joker to the theif

It's your birthday today
It's your birthday today
There's a cat licking your birthday cake
It's your birthday today

Tiny Gecko can save you 2% on car insurance.

Ducks look so stupid making a "humanface" im their selfies.

The same line was also in Full Metal Jacket.

Hello from the otter slide.....

at first I thought that cactus was a balloon-animal dog!

Must be a dangerous highway, there's tombstones everywhere!

I like mine better: instead of using a pot, she planted her seed in the villiage where it would thrive. Everyone else kept the plant to themselves for their gain, she did what was best for everybody.

'cuz he knows otherwise she will eat half of his!

I thought "terminate the company" and "sell the company to EA" were basically the same thing....