the reason experts-exchange website now has a hyphen....

"I don't know... CAN you??"
*groan" "MAY I go to the bathroom?"

Would be cool to go back further to Atari, Coleco, etc...

Credit where it's due: xkcd #302

My son called them "Irish applesauce"

Guys my age, it was Alyssa Milano.

Flip-flops don't count as "shoes".....

I think he was just in shock because nobody had cared to ask his name before.

so The Oddyssey could be considered Troy Story 2?

Disappointed that it is not "Breaking Mews"

Reminds me of the scene in the Harry Potter book where they created a lake in the hallway, and Filch had to punt the children across. Many Americans, myself included, envisioned the caretaker drop-kicking students over the water!

My 10y son goes to sleep to Bob Ross. Says his voice is very soothing.

Most people feel this way, they just disagree on which side represents which party.

I figured she'd play one of the Ex-Men.

Anyone who owns cats would not need to ask this question.

A very roundabout wish. Just wish that Robin was never depressed.

Looks like a pair of sneakers...

Cats are liquid, they fit perfectly in any container.

I married the first pillow I slept with, and I've been faithful. Anyone who sleeps with 3 or more pillows is a whore!

A m00se once bit my sister....

Was that accidental, or did you planet that way?

... said the joker to the theif

It's your birthday today
It's your birthday today
There's a cat licking your birthday cake
It's your birthday today