“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

You don't "become" a boomer. It's people who were BORN between 1946 and 1964. 40 years ago, Boomers were young adults!

Frigidaire makes a range with built-in air-frying oven. No need to take up counter space!

Also: Last Action Hero

you found Superman's Fortress of Solitude!!

otherwise known as a manatee.....

Titian, Umber, Maize, Bush, Lavendar, Royal,

To get rid of the snakes...

He puts his pants on one leg at time, just like everyone else.
But once his pants are on, he makes gold records.

it's RUDY!!!

I'm now singing "My name is Charmander Hamilton" in my head.
"There's million fights I haven't won, but just you wait....."

No, he really was crazy. Absolutely.

We'll make great pets... We'll make great pets.

A lot of the people who say that those who don't know all the minute details about firearms should not be allowed to regulate them are the same people who want to regulate the female reproductive system while knowing very little about how it actually works.

It would be very easy to program a bot to respond to "if you are real, say x" requests.....

Soory aboot that....

Why question it? I mean, if a game give me the option of playing as a human or as an orc do I have to choose the option that more closely resembles what I actually am?

The whole point of Christianity is to realize that you are NOT a good person. That you cannot be a good person on your own. Nobody can. That's why you need Christ.

Is that John Elway??