Not true. He actually has fairly high INT as well.

Who says it's single use? I refill those things all the time!

How to survive:
"Hey, you are what you eat, right?"

You can do 8 years of work in 5 years if you do it swiftly enough....

Fight fire with fire....

still use mine.

a remake of The People vs Larry Flynt?

I may get older, but I refuse to grow up!

Unicorns were real, but they missed the ark during the great flood. They learned how to swim and became narwhals.

"Don't even act like I didn't get that donut. I got the documentation right here! It's in my file at home..... under D...... for donut."

I wonder how many things actually were edible, but the first guy to eat them just happened to have an allergy or something...

Better than them coming home during.....

Always wondered: is getting a HJ from a deaf girl considered oral??

He'll always be Rudy.

I miss the days of "I accidentally a fleshlight"

Zach Gallifinakis shaved his beard off during commercial break when he hosted.

It's all a matter of perspective. Such extravagances do seem unreal to most of us. But then, a lot of the things I spend money on (ie. $100 to see a concert or a football game) would seem just as wasteful and selfish to someone homeless on the street. My $100 could make a world of difference to a family without water. It's all relative.

Professor McGonagall??????

Polar Bears! the historical musical by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

The cake is a lie....

And he looks thrilled to have met you.