The black guide dogs sit in the back of the bus

Must be nice to have craploads of money to throw parties like that...

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive." -Eric Cartman

This is a common Republican viewpoint. "Other people are doing bad things, even worse things. So you can't tell me not to do bad things."

well there WAS 12 grams, but by the time they got back to the station....

Acacia trees in Africa look like this because Giraffes eat all but the highest leaves.

"You're no sun of mine!"

Purrkour

Judging by her shirt and the fact that she posed for this picture, she's comfortable with who she is and owns it. Gotta respect someone with that attitude and confidence!

From the makers of Happy Fun Ball.....

Is that a Kansas Jayhawk?

Keep it the basic concept, but don't make it a remake. Make it part of Marvel phase 4. Stark invents time travel, but somehow Parker is the one who gets accidentally sent back to 1990. Pre-IronMan Tony has to help him get back to the future. But in the process young May falls in love with Peter instead of Ben. Peter, from the future, still has his Spidey powers, but can't use them in public because a pre-Avengers world isn't ready for superheroes.

America is pay-to-win.

Wait 'til he finds out ghosts and witches are real too.....

I expected a "like your mom" comment

and if they read that Bible, they'll see that it teaches against the violence, nationalism, and consumerism represented by the other three....

Travel with Matt Damon, they will go to massive lengths to rescue you!

If Tom Riddle's mother had an abortion, many wizards would still be alive and harry would have a normal magical childhood.

I have no idea who this is.
Number One will always be Commander Riker.

That's where Indy found the Holy Grail!

The odds are very mutha f**kin' slim!

Chief Throwing-Shield of the Avenjo tribe....