Steve Bartlett

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Thank god 4 comments
drumguy · 3 years ago
*red sky sunrise*
Naaaaaaaaa.........ingonyamaaaaaaa..............bagithi babaaaaa!
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Ain't No Racist 11 comments
drumguy · 3 years ago
Yes, you are a racist butt.
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Batman iceberg 1 comments
drumguy · 3 years ago
Leader of the Just-Ice League.......
'tis soap m'lord 2 comments
drumguy · 3 years ago
I don't know why they cancelled the Renaissance Faire this year. Wouldn't the plague make it more authentic?
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You otter stop scrolling. This is important 3 comments
drumguy · 3 years ago
Christmas is coming, he's late for jug band practice!
Eggs are the only thing getting laid during a pandemic 6 comments
drumguy · 3 years ago
NOBODY can eat 50 eggs!
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Common brazen Tiger 3 comments
drumguy · 3 years ago
You're a pervert, Trekkie Monster!
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These are confusing times 5 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
"Could I *BE* wearing any more clothes??"
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Speaking of frogs 3 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
I'm picturing Hypno-Toad
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If only 2 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
...your parents JOIN you having sex with your girlfriend....
(I think I spend too much time on the internet)
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Ah, the good old days. 11 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
I think the first to be manipulated by others would be "All your base are belong to us." Or possibly "I can has cheezburger?"
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Ah, the good old days. 11 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
The first internet meme is probably either Hamster Dance or the ooga-chacka animated baby.
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You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack 11 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Let the water hold me down.
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Technically correct is the best kind of correct 1 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Which is why they now call it "extramarital sex"
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How The Office characters would describe COVID-19 1 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Michael would say "Kung Flu"
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Hazel Scott 15 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
I in no means want to downplay her talents or accomplishments. But honestly, why is playing each hand on a separate keyboard much different that playing both hands on different ends of the same keyboard?
Free pet! 7 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
I would ALWAYS stay in a room that came with built-in kitty!
Free pet! 7 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
I would ALWAYS stay in a room that came with built-in kitty!
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Public service announcement: 8 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Breath 1: "Her previous job was just a waitress, she doesn't belong in government!!!"
Breath 2: "All hail President Reality Show Host!!!"
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Boop of high 6 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
puffer puffer pass
Big enough 1 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
What is this, a town for ANTS???
bob 4 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
YES WE CAN!
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bob 4 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
YES WE CAN!
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Rapid swooning chemical Meerkat 1 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
It's like a Harry Potter spell. "Fetus Deletus!"
Siberian tiger leg muscles 7 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Tigers NEVER skip leg day!