You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When you thought he was dead, but he pokes out his head
That's a moray!

That's why it's called a memory bank.....

Well there WAS a team of six....

Is that Stephen King??

technically not a circle, but a 50-sided polygon (pentacontagon).....

Lt. Dan! You got new legs!

Surprised there's no votes for "Brian."

Surprised there's no votes for "Brian."

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a GoodFeather.....

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a GoodFeather.....

Maybe that's why the One RIng sought out Hobbits. To create balance.

It's a lemon tree, Watson!

It's a lemon tree, Watson!

Wow, she did not age well! :)

Wow, she did not age well! :)

OK, I give up, why is it on a 1/4 sheet of paper?

The chocolate tastes a lot better.

One of my dad's favorites: "Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? See, it works!"

I remember playing a game where I never would have thought of the "curse" word being there if it hadn't censored it. "What time is it? Let me pull out my pocke****ch."

Stop fat-shaming Terry!

Hippos can get very heavy, but a zippo is a little lighter.

Zoidberg??

No, Musk is definitely Tony Stark........ just the way he was BEFORE he got captured and became Iron Man.

He probably pays the gas bill, that's why he's closing doors.
"I can't afford to heat the whole outdoors!"