That's fantastic handwriting for a first-grade question... or maybe a made-up question for someone who thinks they're clever

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Also, please show me where the shift key is so that i can capitalize the beginning of each sentence

The grammar in this post gave me cancer

*Girlfriend's

Capitalize the "I" in "I'm" and I'll agree with the sentiment

ALSO, LEARN TO SPELL SERGEANT!

A person in college should be able to spell "started" correctly more than once...

It's also nice to see a couple that doesn't care about grammar (my girlfriend and I)

Then

She should have asked for better parents

If a professor asked the question, you're in college. You don't get suspended in college. If a teacher asked it, this would be a correct answer, not an offense worthy of suspension. My guess? The OP is someone who wants attention and thinks he's clever. Try harder, little buddy.

Did you mean "wing" feather?

When you were born has nothing to do with whether you're ready now or not. I don't understand this post.

That's not irony. Please go find a dictionary

94-year-old. Hyphens. They're not difficult

Proofread is one word

It's brushed by death, not with

Apostrophes. They really aren't that difficult. Maybe that's why you're working in daycare instead of teaching...

Your grandma is awesome! She should keep this up for as long as she can!

You spelled February wrong

The apostrophe is not necessary

*its

Dispel